"Fuck You, Tiny Pan Quesadillas," or, "Why Didn't We Notice The Stupid Big Pan? Quesadillas"

Ingredients: 

tortillas

Chihuahua cheese

Colby cheese

butter

these delicious refried beans from ELFCO

Directions: 

Follow the directions on the box to make the refried beans, duh. Toss some butter in the pan. Slice some of each cheese, arrange on tortillas. For Jane's quesadilla, use a mix of colby and chihuahua cheese. For Dean's, use only chihuahua cheese. Do NOT skimp! Quesadillas without enough cheese are lame. Put the tortilla in the pan, let the cheese melt a little, then put another tortilla on top. Flip it over after a bit, then make sure the other side doesn't burn and that the cheese is melted all the way through. Take it off the burner, cut it up, the end. You are now the proud owner of a delicious quesadilla! Put it on a plate with some beans and you are ready to have a delicious, delicious lunch. Recommended additions include: more cheese on the beans; lemonade consumed directly out of the carton.