Proof That a Benevolent God Does Not Exist

Oh god why did I make this? 

Ingredients:

1/2 can Homestyle Baked Beans from Meijer

2 eggs

1 handful shredded cheddar cheese

a little bit of half and half

a small handful of chopped onion

 a small handful of frozen corn

garlic stuff

Directions:

Put the beans into a pot and heat until lightly bubbling, then add corn and onions. In a small bowl, scramble together eggs, half and half, and garlic stuff. Stir egg mixture into beans. Try not to be too horrified. Add cheddar in a pathetic attempt to cover up the monstrosity you have created. Stir. Cook until you are too revolted to continue. Done! 

Verdict: 

A little while ago, Dean mentioned that one day i was going to make something truly disgusting. Today is that day. This started out as something completely harmless. I was planning on making scrambled eggs with some baked beans on the side, thinking that they'd probably taste pretty good together and that if not, they would both still taste good with toast. A little while into making this harmless dinner, I was possessed by a demon that probably didn't have taste buds, because in its nasty little corner of hell anything it cooked burned them all off. I don't really know what I was thinking. Maybe I fell asleep. Anyways, this is a rather disturbing thing to have made. While it was still in the pot, it was sort of trying to bubble; these little pockets of gas were forming and then pushing up the top of it so that it looked as if it were breathing. I'm not even really sure if it was cooked all the way through when I took it off the heat, but I just couldn't keep looking at it. It looked like very disturbingly orange vomit. I actually tried to eat some of it because I didn't really want to make anything else because i am just that lazy, but then, immediately after consuming some of it, I felt sick to my stomach and just ended up throwing it away and making some ramen for dinner, instead. I'm really quite surprised that I even forced myself to taste it. 

It tasted like failure.